Wisconsin Dells...

FIB this cheeseheads!!!!!! I believe this name all stems from the fact that ya'll marry your siblings and you realize that we (Illinois) know that none, I repeat, none of you are required to take a driving course. Jealous of the fact that we (Illinois have brains) (and drivers licenses) cause this FIBbing breakdown to occur. I think my take away from the Dells this year, definitely would be that I am seriously disturbed by the moose on the cruiser. I couldn't fathom driving behind it too long.

Fell in love with Esther the goat. At least, that's what I named her. Her name was probably Mabel or something like that. I wholesomely recommend the Deer Park.


I need to talk a second about Wizard Quest. Wow, what a concept! It's all interactive. You have to find clues to free the Wizards then find a PC and type in your answers after you scan your barcode they give you. Great place, but if one more child pushed me out of the way I was going to chuck each one off the second floor. Germ-a-phobes beware.. Also, 2 words: GYM SHOES AND KNEE PADS. ( or is that 4?) And will someone please tell me what the hell is a nixie????