Austrian interpretative mime artist Johann Lippowitz performs Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn"...

The Aristocrats...

First, let me say, GO SEE THIS!
Second, be prepared! Be very prepared! This one isn't for the casual evil human being. This is down right nasty, nasty nasty. I can't think of another word. Nasty keeps swirling in my head. Sorry. If you walk out of this one saying, "what's the big deal?" Steer clear of me man! It's not about the "joke" of which I clearly don't get, it's about who is (and how) they tell it. "Crass" would be an understatement!
Forget about ever respecting these comedians ever again. However, you just may love them a wee bit more.

PJ -Thanks for the early viewing! I didn't sleep that night. D

Frick and Frack...

Ok, if anyone knows anything about Corporate America it's all about loving and losing. If people don't move on themselves "reorganizing" will come in and destroy and positively shatter any joy an office is capable of experiencing . Take my Frick and Frack for instance. Frick moved on out last week due to "reorganizing." I couldn't walk past his empty cube and when I had to face it, it's because I needed to speak to Frack. Now, Frack has taken another position in the company. Before I wallow in the "woe is me" pity party, I need to say that I love them both beyond words. Fine young gentlemen that definitely deserve all the happiness that they will never find in Corporate America. I've seen so many people come and go that I actually thought I could be numb to it. Not for these two. I mean really, who's going to scare the crap out of me when I have my ear buds in? Who's going to forget to invite me to lunch? Who's going to take paper out of my printer when they need it? Who's going to need me anymore? Well, ok, there are enough people for that, but the loss of these guys is unbelievably painful, you couldn't imagine.

I love you both and will miss you terribly!

A whatttt?...

This is Maximus.
MaxiPickles lately.

Wisconsin Dells...

FIB this cheeseheads!!!!!! I believe this name all stems from the fact that ya'll marry your siblings and you realize that we (Illinois) know that none, I repeat, none of you are required to take a driving course. Jealous of the fact that we (Illinois have brains) (and drivers licenses) cause this FIBbing breakdown to occur. I think my take away from the Dells this year, definitely would be that I am seriously disturbed by the moose on the cruiser. I couldn't fathom driving behind it too long.

Fell in love with Esther the goat. At least, that's what I named her. Her name was probably Mabel or something like that. I wholesomely recommend the Deer Park.


I need to talk a second about Wizard Quest. Wow, what a concept! It's all interactive. You have to find clues to free the Wizards then find a PC and type in your answers after you scan your barcode they give you. Great place, but if one more child pushed me out of the way I was going to chuck each one off the second floor. Germ-a-phobes beware.. Also, 2 words: GYM SHOES AND KNEE PADS. ( or is that 4?) And will someone please tell me what the hell is a nixie????